... cross the road ?|
- KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get
to the other side.
- PLATO: For the greater good.
- ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to
- KARL MARX: It was an historical
- MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken
crossed the road. Whocares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
- SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act
of rebellion and we werequite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
- RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
- RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross
the road. I repeat, thechicken did NOT cross the road.
- BILL CLINTON: The chicken did NOT cross the
road. Not a single time.Never. (It was a boulevard).
- HILLARY CLINTON: It was part of a vast
right-wing conspiracy againstmy husband.
- CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where
no chicken has gone before.
- HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm
in its pancreas.
- ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the
chicken's side of the roadwas threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was
facedwith significant challenges to create and develop the competenciesrequired for the
newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in apartnering relationship with the
client, helped the chicken byrethinking its physical distribution strategy and
implementationprocesses. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helpedthe
chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital andexperiences to align the
chicken's people, processes and technology insupport of its overall strategy within a
Program Management framework.Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road
analystsandbest chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in
thetransportation industry to engagein a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to
leverage their personalknowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them
tosynergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals ofdelivering and
successfully architecting and implementing anenterprise-wide value framework across the
continuum of poultrycross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like
setting,enabling and creating an impactful environment which was
strategicallybased,industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unifiedmarket
message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and corevalues. This was conducive
towards thecreation of a total business integration solution.Andersen Consultinghelped the
chicken change to become more successful.
- TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip
the establishment wouldallow.
- LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see,
represents the black man. Thechicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and
- MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world
where all chickens willbe free to cross roads without having their motives called
- MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens,
and He said unto thechicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed
the road,and there was much rejoicing.
- FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with
your own eyes. How manymore chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
- JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a
road? I mean, why doesn'tanyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing
walkingaround all over the place, anyway?"
- FREUD: The fact that you are at all
concerned that the chickencrossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
- BILL GATES: I have just released the new
Chicken Office 2000, whichwill not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
importantdocuments,and balance your checkbook.
- OLIVER STONE: The question is not,
"Why did the chicken cross theroad?"Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the
road at the same time, whomwe overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
- DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of
time, have been naturallyselected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to
- EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the
road or the road movedbeneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
- BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your
own chicken nature.
- RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not
cross the road ... ittranscended it.
- ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
- MICHAEL SCHUMACHER; it was an instinctive
maneuver, the chickenobviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.
- COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?